Monday, August 1, 2011

Remember when you didn't have to get a mortgage to buy a book?

When I was in my early teens, back in the early 1980s, every summer I used to mow yards in my neighborhood for money. A lot of yards. I charged ten dollars for most yards, maybe fifteen or twenty bucks if it was a really big yard, and most weeks I was rolling in from $150 to $200. That was a lot of money back then for a young teen. Heck, there are times I'd like to have that extra money now.

But what did I spend all my money on?

There was a shopping center about a mile from where I lived then, and usually at least once a week I would walk down there. I was quite frugal, but I gave myself a spending limit of $20. In fact, I enforced that by only taking $20 with me.

With maybe the exception of a soft drink or a burger, I kept my purchases down to three items: a video game cartridge, a music cassette and a book.

Most of the video game cartridges were for my Atari 2600, though sometimes I'd pick up a game for my Intellivision. Game cartridges in those days usually cost more than $20, at least the new ones did, but I could usually pick up a game on sale for $10 or sometimes even less.

My taste in music in those days was just beginning to grow, but I could pick up a cassette in the cheap bin for $5 or a little more.

Most times when I got around to buying a book, I had $5 or less to spend. In those days I was mostly reading fantasy fiction, usually by writers like Terry BrooksRobert AsprinJ.R.R. Tolkien (of course), etc. For a while I got into reading men's action fiction, specifically Don Pendleton's The Executioner series of novels about the vigilante Mack Bolan who waged a personal war against the mafia and later against terrorists.

Anyway, that was quite a haul for a young teen back then. I'd get a quality game, some cool tunes, a fun read, maybe something to munch on and slurp, and quite often I'd still go home with a few bucks or at least some pocket change in my pocket.

How the times have changed.

Sure, I'm older now, and the economy has moved on and the world has moved on. Yaddy yaddy. I realize I sound like one of those old guys going on about "how things were better back in my day."

But I don't mean to.

It's just ... well, I remember when I officially hit the work force as a grocery store clerk in the mid-1980s, I was making the minimum wage then of $3.35 an hour. Sounds like chump change, right? It would be today, and it wasn't great back then, but it wasn't as bad as it sounds today. Minimum wage never is, because it's just that minimum wage.

Still, making $3.35 an hour, I could go to a book store and pick up one of the shorter adventure novels, usually no more than 250 pages at most, for $1.25 or thereabouts. For a thicker novel, I might have to pay up to $3.95. Hardbacks and brand new hot books were obviously out of my price range, usually because they cost anywhere from $12.95 to $19.95.

In other words, for one hour's worth of work, I could still go out and buy a novel than would give me hours of reading fun. If I got short novels, usually the 80s equivalent to pulp-like fiction, I could get two novels.

I don't see that being possible today. And this is my whole point.

The current federal minimum wage in the U.S. is $7.25 an hour. When I go to one of my local chain book stores, I never see a new novel for less than $7.99. Sometimes you can find something in the bargain bin for $5.49 or thereabouts, but that's pretty rare, and it's often garbage no one is really interested in reading anyway.

And what gets me is that despite the constant barrage of media and online messages that fewer and fewer people are reading, it's a heck of a lot easier today to find books than it used to be. It used to be quite the challenge, and sometimes even fun, to have to search for a book you really wanted.

Of course we've got ebooks and e-readers today, like the Kindle and the Nook, and it is easy to find cheap or even free literature in that market. But even there the new ebooks are as expensive as their paper versions, or you have to wait for months upon months because the publisher holds off on releasing the electronic version of a novel.

And then there's the price of new hardback books. Easily the price ranges are $40 to $60. Which is just silly. A consumer willing to pay that much for a book that isn't a signed collector's edition or isn't some kind of antique is just being foolish with their money. But to each their own.

To recap, I don't mean to be the old fart grousing about "how the days or yore were dipped in gold compared to the slime of today," but I just believe the price of books has risen above the level it should be.

And let me add, it's not the authors' fault. Sure, Stephen King makes millions, but he's not the one who fixes the prices on his books. His publishers do that. Most authors don't make enough money to make writing their full-time job.

And I'm tired of hearing publishers moaning about how they're never making any money, and about how they are always losing money. I'm sorry, but someone is making money in the publishing industry. There are more books readily available in today's world than there ever have been, so someone is making money. The whole book publishing industry is feeding authors, publishers, editors, agents, printers and whole slews of other people while remaining in business. Publishers might not be rolling in millions of dollars with each book they put out, but they're making money.

What do I think could be done about all this? The consumer has to take charge, because they're really the ones with the power. Stop staying up all night in line waiting for the latest, greatest Whatever novel that's coming out. Harry Potter will get along just fine without you if you wait until his latest book appears at the used book store in a year, and it's not as if author J.K. Rowling needs to money. Start going to those used book stores. Start buying the cheap books for 99 cents on your Kindle. Let your pocket book speak for you.

Eventually publishers will take notice. They'll change. They'll adjust. And your favorite author will continue to make money. It's that simple.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

12 more great Christmas movies

Babes in Toyland (1934)
This comedic musical Christmas classic stars Laurel and Hardy as two fellows who live in a shoe in Toyland. To cut to the chase on the plot, the evil Bogeymen are invading Toyland. Laurel and Hardy use man-sized wooden soldiers to foil the plot of Bogeyman. Lots of laughs here, and plenty of classical musical tunes. This film is also known as "March of the Wooden Soldiers."
March of the Wooden Soldiers (Colorized / Black & White)

Holiday Inn (1942)
Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire. You couldn't ask for anything more from a classic Hollywood musical, especially one like Holiday Inn that features the great song "White Christmas," original to this film. Also, this is the movie that inspired the name of the hotel chain. To cut to the quick, the story here involves a group of entertainers working together to save an inn by having special performers during each holiday.
Holiday Inn (3 Disc Collector's Set)

Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)
This holiday musical stars the ever-great Judy Garland, as well as Mary Astor, Margaret O'Brien and Lucille Bremer. The plot revolves around four sisters in St. Louis in 1904. There's great humor here, as well as a solid romantic plotline. Safe for the whole family, but mom and dad should especially like this one if they enjoy taking a trip back to when Hollywood was still glamorous.
Meet Me In St. Louis (Two-Disc Special Edition)

The Last Detail (1973)
Starring Jack Nicholson, the film is about two U.S. sailors who have to escort a prisoner to a naval prison. The prisoner's crime was very small, but his punishment is quite harsh, so the two sailors decide to take the convict out for a blast of a good time before landing the poor fellow in jail. There's tons of cussing here, and plenty of adult situations, but it's also funny as heck. Not a traditional Christmas movie, but the story takes place around the holiday season.
The Last Detail

Lethal Weapon (1987)
Now don't start screaming that this action flick doesn't have anyplace on a list of Christmas movies, because it does for at least two reasons. One, the storyline takes place during the Christmas season, though mostly the holiday is not intrinsic to the plot. Two, I wanted this list to have a little something for fans of all kinds of movies, not just the typical Christmas stories. And boy is this movie not typical of most Christmas stories. Starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, the tale here is loaded with gunfire, explosions, martial arts, etc. One of the best action movies ever made.
Lethal Weapon: 4 Film Favorites

A Christmas Carol (1999)
This was actually a made-for-TV movie, but this rendition of the classic Charles Dickens tale is so good, I just had to include it. This version stars Patrick Stewart as Scrooge, and Stewart gives one of the best television performances of his life, portraying Scrooge better than anyone I've ever seen.
A Christmas Carol

The Family Man (2000)
This is the touching story of a rich man who gets a glimpse of what his life would have been like if he had married the love of his life, a woman he dated back in college. Starring Nicolas Cage and Tea Leoni, this is one of my favorites of the lesser-known Christmas movies.
The Family Man

Love Actually (2003)
In many ways this is more of a straight romantic comedy than a holiday flick, but it is centered around Christmas in Britain and the holiday has several major roles to play throughout the various stories. Because there is more than one story here, all of which involve love to some extent or another. Not all the stories end happily-ever-after, but enough of them do to make you want to cheer at certain points in the film. Has a huge list of stars, some of which are Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Colin Firth, Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman.
Love Actually (Widescreen Edition)

The Polar Express (2004)
This computer-animated film is based upon the classic 1985 book of the same name. Actor Tom Hanks plays five different animated roles here. The plot is about a boy who is searching for the truth about Christmas, and a magical train that takes him to the North Pole to meet Santa Claus.
The Polar Express Presented in 3-D

Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
Starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis, this flick is about a couple who has decided instead of celebrating Christmas at home, they want to go on a tropical vacation. But things aren't quite that simple. The neighbors want them to still decorate for the holidays, and their daughter is (surprise!) returning home for Christmas and expecting the traditional big, family Christmas gathering.
Christmas With the Kranks

Joyeux Noël (2005)
As I wrote above, I wanted a little something for everyone. This one is a war film. And yes, Christmas is more than important to the plot here. The story is based upon true experiences of soldiers during World War I. Apparently Scottish, French and German soldiers called a truce of sorts along the Western Front for Christmas in 1914. The troops sang together, ate and drank together and even played soccer together. But once the holiday was over, the war was back on. A sad tale in many ways, but one that shows the true meanings behind Christmas.
Joyeux Noel (Widescreen)

Fred Claus (2007)
Starring Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti, this is a hilarious take on the Santa Claus tradition. Here, St. Nick's less-than-stellar older brother, Fred (played by Vaughn) lands himself in some legal trouble and ends up having to go to work for Santa at the North Pole to raise $50,000. Though this film didn't do great at the box office, I thought it had its moments. Word of warning, though, because not all the humor here is suitable for the kiddies.
Fred Claus

Monday, July 25, 2011

12 great Christmas movies

It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Perhaps the most iconic of all the films listed here. This one stars Jimmy Stewart as everyman George Bailey who stumbles upon bad times for himself and his family. Wishing he was never born, an angel grants his wish and allows Stewart's character to see what the world would have been like without it. The world turns out not to be such a great place without George Bailey. Wishing he could have his old life back, Bailey ... well, I don't want to give anything away. You've got to see this one. It touches the heart.
It's a Wonderful Life (60th Anniversary Edition)

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
This flick has been remade numerous times, including a version that's a Broadway musical, but I always preferred the original starring Maureen O'Hara and John Payne. Who could ever forget Santa Claus having to prove his own existence in court, and all the letters from children that were used as evidence?
Miracle on 34th Street (Special Edition)

A Christmas Story (1983)
This classic film didn't catch on immediately when it was released to theaters in 1983, but over the years it has been a huge holiday favorite thanks to VCRs, DVDs and cable television. Funny, funny, funny, and family friendly all the way through. This one is good for adults and children alike, giving both plenty to laugh about throughout. My favorite moment? It's difficult to pick just one, but I guess I'll go with the pink bunny suit. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to see this film.
A Christmas Story (Two-Disc Special Edition)

Scrooged (1988)
It's another re-telling of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, but this one is updated (at least to the late '80s) and features Bill Murray as Frank Cross, a modern-day Scrooge. One of Murray's greatest roles, this film features plenty of great comedic moments, and as can be expected it has a happy ending.
Scrooged

Die Hard (1988)
So you're asking yourself how in the world did this blockbuster action movie make the list? Well, the truth of the matter is ... this is a Christmas movie. Despite all the gunblasts and explosions, this is a tale that takes place during the Christmas season. Heck, the whole plot is set up with the main character, Bruce Willis, attending a Christmas party at his wife's workplace. And Christmas trees and music and ornaments and more can be seen throughout the film. If you don't think it belongs on this list, fine. That's you opinion. I think it goes here. If nothing else, it's a change of pace.
 Die Hard

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
In my opinion, Chevy Chase's funniest film role ever (though Cady Shack comes darn close), and definitely the best of the Vacationmovies. Here the Griswold family gathers at home for the holidays and antics run rampant. The cat gets fried by the Christmas tree cord. Clark gets locked in the attic. And don't forget Cousin Eddie and his clan showing up, including their Mississippi Leg Hound. Brrrp!
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Special Edition)

Home Alone (1990)
Remember when Macaulay Culkin was a big kid star? This wasn't his first movie, but it was his first big starring role, and he showed he deserved it. Plenty of family-friendly fun in this one as a kid is left at home alone during the holidays while burglars try to break in and rob the join. The outcome? Let's just say this was one eight-year-old who could hold his own.
Home Alone

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
You've got Michael Caine as Scrooge. Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit and Gonzo the Great as Charles Dickens. What more could you ask from another family-friendly flick about the holidays? How about Miss Piggy as Emily Cratchit, Robin the Frog as Tiny Tim and many, many more muppets. Muppets galore!
The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Santa Clause (1994)
Currently there have been three movies in this series starring Tim Allen as Santa, but I think the first one is the best. In this flick, the story is told of how a modern man, played by Allen, takes over the role of Santa Claus. But there's more to it than that. The new Santa has to deal not only with problems at the North Pole, but he also has a son, an ex-wife and his ex-wife's new husband to cope with. It all comes together with some fine funny moments.
The Santa Clause (Widescreen Special Edition)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
The original Dr. Seuss book and television cartoon are always holiday favorites, but Jim Carrey (with plenty of help from his makeup department) truly made the Grinch come alive in this live-action film of the Christmas classic for kids. Carrey gave perhaps the performance of his career as the green terror of Who-ville, and his misanthropy and later love of all are quite believable and funny.
Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Deluxe Edition)

Elf (2003)
Will Ferrell truly had the Christmas season in mind when portraying Buddy the Elf in this one. What character has been as innocent and as funny? Few others, if any. With Zooey Deschanel as the love interest, Ed Asner as Santa Claus and James Caan as Buddy's Grumpy dad in New York City, this movie offers plenty of great actors and comedic moments. Worth seeing, and friendly enough for the whole family.
Elf : Widescreen Edition

Bad Santa (2003)
Let me say right up front, this is not a Christmas movie for the kiddies. Adults only please. There's some nudity, drinking and tons of cursing. But despite all that, it's still funny as heck with Billy Bob Thornton playing a drunken department store Santa who is trying to rip off the very store where he works.
Bad Santa

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Harry Potter fan? Prove it with this quiz

  1. What are the names of the four Houses at Hogwarts?
  2. How many novels are in the Harry Potter series (as of Summer 2011)?
  3. What is Dumbledore's full name?
  4. What was the first name of Harry's father?
  5. In what year was the first Harry Potter novel released in the U.K.?
  6. What is Sirius Black's nickname?
  7. At what railway station does the Hogwarts Express pick up Harry to take him to Hogwarts?
  8. What is Dobby?
  9. Who does Harry pick for Keeper in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?
  10. What class does Umbridge teach in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
  11. What do Hermione's parents do for a living?
  12. To what House does Luna Lovegood belong at Hogwarts?
  13. Who took over as leader of Dumbledore's Army after Harry?
  14. In what county in England does the Malfoy Manor reside?
  15. What is a squib?
  16. What is McGonagall's official title at Hogwarts at the beginning of the Harry Potter series?
  17. By what name is the ghost of Slytherin House commonly known?
  18. Who constructed the Chamber of Secrets?
  19. Who does Ginny Weasley eventually marry?
  20. Who replaces Snape as Potions teacher?
  21. Where do Draco and Harry first meet?
  22. What does "O.W.L." stand for?
  23. What actor portrays Nearly Headless Nick in the Harry Potter movies?
  24. On what floor (level) of Hogwarts is located the Room of Requirement?
  25. Where does Harry ultimately leave the Elder Wand?

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Answers to Harry Potter quiz

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Book 7)1. Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw and Slytherin
2. Seven
3. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
4. James
5. 1997
6. Padfoot
7. King’s Cross
8. A house elf
9. Ron
10. Defense Against the Dark Arts
11. Both are dentists
12. Ravenclaw
13. Neville Longbottom
14. Wiltshire
15. A child who does not have magical abilities but was born of magical parents
16. Deputy Headmistress
17. The Bloody Baron
18. Salazar Slytherin
19. Harry Potter
20. Horace Slughorn
21. Madam Malkin's clothing shop
22. Ordinary Wizarding Level
23. John Cleese
24. Seventh
25. Dumbledore’s tomb